Dreams...

are an extremely fascinating thing. We all dream, even if we are not aware of it. JM sent me this link:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreaminformation/dreamtypes/
and I read the link, obviously. I attempted to remember some of my dreams. When I did, I proposed that I recount them to you. Okay, here's one of my dreams.

"Build Additional Pylons".
So In this dream, it's rather weird, because I'm playing a game of starcraft. I'm purple, and I'm playing zerg in this screwed up version of Bloodbath, where random cliffs are everywhere. I have a Terran ally who has a much larger base then me with 2 expos, and he's teal. I sent my guardians in for the win. Okay, the view shifts and this time I'm playing Terran for an obscure reason in a screwed up version of Boxed In. So I sent them to the middle of the map and I saw many overlords there, so I attempted to shoot them. But all these guardians came and owned all my marines so I decided to send in a Devourer i had for some reason. And there was a teal firebat in my base...I have no idea why, frankly. So I kill all the overlords and guardians with a single devourer and then these firebats with demon wings come and kill my devourer. Then I'm told to build additional pylons.

That whole dream was fuzzy, I have to say. Here's another for your amusement.

"The Famine."
As I recall, in this dream, it starts off somewhere. I have no idea where, but I know it's Christmas. So I'm standing in this room and everyone is dressed in santa costumes, and they're playing a version of Jingle Bell rock and pulling party crackers and stuff.

However, I had only had 1 (ONE!) bowl of rice for dinner, so I was feeling pretty hungry when I went to bed, so when I felt hungry my dream started to screw up.

There was a huge famine in my dream, and everybody was starving to death. I was like: "Urrgh, I'm hungry." and it was pretty terrifying.
My dream switched, and I was standing on a beach, where the waves were crashing. So these giant snake worm things come out of the sea, and I'm not surprised for some reason. I climb into my family car and wait for my mum and dad to come back. I can see them on the beach. However, I realise that instead of being friendly, these giant sea snake-worm things had come to eat the people on the beach! They were starving due to the great famine, which I think was caused by overfishing. So everyone was screaming and these worms rampaged up the beach, causing devestation in their wake. They grabbed one person and flung him up into the air, then swallowed him/her right down. In their wake there was this huge tsunami, and I'm screaming at my parents to get back into the car but they couldn't hear me.

Then the dream ended. What a weird dream.

So, lucid dreaming is a very interesting concept. I occasionaly have a lucid dream! Sometimes, however, I know it's a dream. I'm like, hey, this is a dream! However, I can't do anything to change the course of it's flow. My mind can't wrap around the concept that it's a lucid dream and I can do something to control it. However, when i can, it's awesome! I flew into the sky once. And then I met the artist of Eyeshield 21! It was AWESOME.

Well, that's all for now. Hope those other guys say something.

Renee says
"I on the other hand have below average dream recall. I think. My most interesting dream was where our house was in the exact layout of before renovation, but it was all renovated, just the layour was the same. And it was interesting. Okay, my comment isn't interesting, but whatever."

JM: Go my dream recall skills! I would recount my dreams here, but I had already done so in my BLOG
So I won't tell you it. Dreams are awesome. I never know that I'm 'in' a dream.

Camel Cuest

You are trapped in a desert. You have little food and water left. But you do have the following items:

• A camel.
  


• A cheap mobile phone.


• A saw.
  


• And many wireless electric wood/metalworking tools.


• A wireless blender/food processor.


• A basket full of tomatoes! (They haven't shrivelled up yet. Still edible)


• 200 mL of water


• A fire lighter (unlimited uses)


• A bucket full of oil...


• Unlimited rope.
  


• The clothes you are wearing RIGHT NOW
  

There is also the following around you: Sand. Loads of it. Cactus plants and flowers. Desert animals - snakes, ants, lizards... Anything else? Rocks. You can choose to use all, some or none of the above. You may choose to escape the desert, die, produce the most amazing/wacky things as possible, and be creative. What would you do?

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This is Renee, I'm going to tame the camel and ride it with the rope and then I'll ride till I find a cave (whatever, its a cave-y desert) and then I'll eat desert chameleons, drink water from cactuses and be king of the castle/cave for a while then ride the donkey out of the desert and go home. I ment camel. But you know that.

This is Signor Banjo. First off, I'm going to correct the mistakes above. Cacti and meant. Well, first off, I'd set the tomatoes on fire. Then I'd set the camel on fire. Then the lizards. Then the oil. Then tie the rope to the camel. Then set the camel on fire. Then set the cacti on fire. Then set the rocks on fire. Then set the water on fire. Then take off my clothes. Then set my clothes on fire. Then set the food and tools on fire. Then set the desert fire. Then I'll go home. And set it on fire.

This is JM. And I can do a lot of really.... violent things with the above. You could let the camel drink the flammable oil, then light one of your clothes and feed it to the camel... Shield yourself and enjoy the fireworks! :D Walk around the desert to pick up the remains.. Then grab a blender (not by the blade) to make camel ... broth.. or whatever they call blended up camel offal. Next, using my newly acquired knowledge from MasterClass, I may clean out the camel intestines with my 200mL of water, then using my fingers, squeeze the blended camel into the sausage. Make sure you squeeze it all the way through.... or so. Make a pit in the ground (using.. anything) and use remaining oil + fire lighter to light a cooking flame. Using one of those metal working tools, cut the bucket so the flat bottom circular bit remains. (Like the sides of a cyclinder). Using that metal plate (or plastic), cook on, top of cooking fire, the sausages until golden brown.. As they are cooking, using a sharp edge of the remaining oil bucket, make a makeshift knife and cut tomatoes... Also cook. And that's a meal of camel sausages with a tomatoey lunch! Enjoy your meal!
(Please tell me if I should stop... using my imagination for.. violent sick things.)

Okay, this is Osborn (Signor Banjo) again. WHO AGREES WITH ME - JM IS WEIIIIRDDD AND SCERRY! the above post is his.

Uh, no. I didn't write the above ^ JM

Okay, wtf is with JM. I wrote the above, I'm signor banjo again here, if this is too confusing. He wrote the post with the tomateoy lunch T_T.

Everyone give me a vote. Additionaly, everyone tell us what you would do!

What made your day today?

-The End.
~JM.

-You, dear reader who is reading this blog. ;)
~Osborn.

-All the hugs, a nice text message, the 'are you okay's' from the two kids in my ist class and the text message. Usually its not this much :)
~Renee.

-Three Months of Togetherty. 9/7/09 (=
~Chrees.

What made YOUR day today?

The Beginning of Great Things

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." ~ Douglas Noels Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hello and welcome! The name's Osborn, but you can call me whatever the heck you want. I don't mind. This is a new blog started by myself and a few select other authors - Renee, JM, and Chrees. This site's address is theyabbyphenomenom.blogspot.com, which is mispelt on purpose to add in the phrase "nom nom". Our mascot is Nom the Yabby, Jm's pet yabby. Please comment on this blog and add in any constructive criticisms that you feel appropriate. Feel free to flame, if you want me to call up Postman Hoque to come bomb your house. Oops, that just slipped out. The others should be coming around soon so I'll hand it over to them.

In the Immortal Words of Johnny Storm, FLAME ON!
~ Osborn.

"Quotes are for the ones who can't think for themselves." ~Christopher Gong.

And on that note, I'm Chris/Chrees (the hypocrite). Quite the bunch of people, we are aren't we? I have the honour of introducing myself second! So I was asked to do this team effort blog by the 'great' Osborn. I accepted with a cheer. So here I am. Gee, when you're on the spot you kind of lose yourself don't you? I'm 179 (or 5' 10'') and as Asian as a Chinese boy. I aspire to be different and make people happy. Also, I am a failure at using language, so I prefer the visual. Anyway, here's me, in all my black and white glory:

Christopher.

Goo

d fortune in life's quests,

~Chrees.

' *headdesks* ;o; Weirdom ' ~ JM

And then it was me. And then there is nothing more to say. Nice visual Chrees! :D I wont really describe me. You all shouldn't know me! D:

So. I'm

weird. Still.

I'm BACK because SOMEONE told me to ADD some more things to my description! Well just to tell you, I'm NO WAY NEAR funny, humorous, amusing, interesting, ideal member of joint blog -- compared to EVERYONE else. So I should just back away in a corner and pretend to contribute. La~

This is Renee. I came back and saw this thing still not published so I assume you want me to write something and publish it. My name is Renee and I go to the second best school with these three other kids, you don't mind me calling us kids, right?

Anyhow, that's completely irrelevant and I'll end it here. Furthermore, I want to mention that all the photos I upload will never have full-faces on them because I'm a paranoid child. Kids are baby goats too. But whatever.

Do I need to add a little quote too ? Hmm

"Yes we can !" said the Barack Obama.

Can JM please take a picture of his yabby so we can have a nice yabby picture on the front of this blog? I promise I won't spell yabby as yabbie ever again. It was an accident. And I thought I'd upload a self portrait too. Sligh

tly less skilled. Actually, make that a lot.

So yes, I pressed "Publish Post" :D

So there.